It’s all OK now, Peace Moonbeam has posted again.Want to laugh?

Mayhem,

Sometimes it washes over me like an ocean wave
Sometimes it rolls over me like a slow freight train
Sometimes it crushes me with its sheer volume
Sometimes it ignores everyone but me
Sometimes it ambushes me
Sometimes it darts past me to visit my friends, my loved ones
Sometimes it makes it clear that I know no way to stop it
Sometimes it comes in small packages, small amounts
Sometimes it swarms me with a not too delicate touch
It makes its presence known; not sometimes! always.

What's with the promise of 72 virgins promised to the suicide boys of islam?
Have you heard anything sillier than 72 virgins in paradise awaiting killers of innocent civilians?
That pretty much says all I need to know about islam.
There is something sick about this......
But we can have a few laughs......

Here are 72 questions to ask the boy who wants to be a suicide bomber.
Or ask the perverted Mullah who told the boys the lie, just to get them to die.
Why doesn''t Bin Lardin want 72 virgins?

1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?
2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
4) What if he's celibate? What does he get?
5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each?
7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a-soixante-deux?
9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
11) Is there Viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case?
12) Is there an age of consent?
13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?
14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually?
15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating?
16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied?
17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick?
18) What if the bomber's into animals? Does he get accommodated?
19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many?
20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity?
21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins?
22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up?
23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list?
24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys?
25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell?
26) Would you call a child bomber a bombino?
27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record?
28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward?
29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off?
30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys?
31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her?
32) Does a hermaphrodite bomber get hermaphrodite virgins?
33) If so, are there 72 available?
34) If they run out of virgins, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more?
35) If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins?
36) Could the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin?
37) Is Muslim hell being one of the 72 virgins?
38) Instead of 72 guys, would a female bomber settle for 1 man who does dishes and garbage?
39) Do the bombers go broke on Valentine's Day?
40) If he's monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel?
41) What if he doesn't like either gender? Does he just klutz around in paradise?
42) Eternity is long, and eventually he'll grow bored of his 72 women. What happens then?
43) How does he pick the 72 to begin with? Lottery? Beauty pageant? Police lineup?
44) Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins?
45) Do the virgins have agents and/or contracts?
46) If so, can a virgin request to be traded or put on waivers if she's unhappy?
47) What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat?"
48) If he gives the wrong answer, is he uh, screwed?
49) How is anyone expected to handle a catfight amongst 72 women?
50) Did the 9/11 hijackers who didn't know they were going to die get 72 virgins too?
51) Are scouts employed to find virgin talent?
52) Do the virgins ever retire, or do they remain virgins forever?
53) If they retire, what kind of pension plan do they get?
54) Wouldn't it be interesting if they're virgins because they're ugly?
55) So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture?
56) Wouldn't it be sweet if Lorena Bobbitt got hired as one of the virgins?
57) What does Gloria Steinem have to say about all this?
58) When he gets home, does he have to say "How was your day?" to all 72 virgins?
59) Do they have counseling for sexual addiction in paradise?
60) If the virgins start hogging the remote, is he in hell?
61) They must take up an entire theater when they go to the movies, huh?
62) Are there restaurants in paradise that can accommodate a reservation for 73?
63) If a virgin suffers from multiple personalities, is she considered two virgins?
64) Does he get all the virgins at once, or do they have an installment plan?
65) Is the bomber entitled to substitutes, exchanges, or refunds?
66) What if all the king's horses and all the king's men can't put the bomber together again?
67) Is "not tonight, dear, I have a headache" a valid excuse in paradise?
68) Do the virgins come with a warranty?
69) If so, does paradise replace defective parts and provide on-site service?
70) What do you call a lifetime warranty if you're dead?
71) Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins?
72) Who gets to clean up all those nasty sheets?


No this is not original, I had to rip it from this page....to share. This is from a favorite forum of mine.

Here is where I found this

Connect the dots.......

Selected EmergencyNet News Reports
on Osama Bin Laden
From 1997 and 1998

Usamah Bin Mohammad Bin Laden (Osama bin-Laden)

12/21/98-09:30CST--Bin Laden Now Said To Be Building Additional Bases And Command Center

12/17/98-11:30CST--Potential Terrorist Threats Directed Against America and Her Allies; Chicago Institute Issues Advisory

12/16/98-10:00CST--Osama Bin Laden Said To Be Behind New Threat - Pentagon Places Gulf Forces On "Threatcon Charlie"

11/12/98-14:00CST-Chicago Institute Warns of Possible Terrorist Attacks Following Iraq Strike

11/05/98 - Indictments Announced; United States Puts $5 Million Bounty on Osama bin Laden's Head

09/24/98 - Series of EmergencyNet News Reports; USA Tries to Protect Embassies and Dismantle bin Laden's al-Qaida Terror Network - 17 Sept 98 to 24 Sept 98

Aug. 31, 1998 - Op/Ed; International Terrorism; Where Do We Go From Here?

Aug. 24, 1998 - Series of EmergencyNet News Reports; U.S. Strikes on Terrorists (Osama bin Laden Organization) in Sudan and Afghanistan - 20 Aug 98 to 24 Aug 98

Aug.12, 1998 - ERRI Opinion/Editorial; Why the United States Doesn't Have Years to Find the Bombers (Includes analysis of the bomber's organization)

June 30, 1998 - ERRI TERRORIST GROUP PROFILE - SPECIAL REPORT; ERRI Risk Assessment Services

June 16, 1998 - Summary/Review of Reports Concerning Threats by Osama Bin Laden to Conduct Terrorist Operations Against the United States and/or her Allies - 23 Feb 98 to 16 Jun 98 (includes original February "fatwa")

July 25, 1997 - Vol. 3, No. 206 -- Osama Bin Laden Bides His Time; To Strike The U.S. Again?

February 21, 1997 - Vol. 3, No. 052 -- Saudi Dissident and Fundamentalist Supporter Threatens U.S.

You may want to rethink Bush Lied

Here is the article that got my attention, and I had to leave a comment at the Part Time Pundit's blog. I like that handle, we all have a part time life......

Part Time Pundit

The War on Terror has been Won

Today, Bin Laden has offered a truce. He has been beaten and knows it so he wants time. Holding up a white flag is not the sign of a victor, it's the sign of defeat. He's losing Afghanistan and Iraq and he wants to save face by getting out before those countries turn against him. He wants time to build "good will" by mimicking the image of the US in those countries, that of a rebuilder and friend.

He knows he cannot win with terrorism there, so he wants to wait.

Posted by jcb at January 19, 2006 09:46 AM

Now here is the comment I posted to PTP's blog.....I thought you might like it.

Yes,
The Mean Stream Media will spin and spin on this one, but you are correct.

Pssst, I think George Bush directed the military to let the goat loving mullah of the caves, (o.b.lardin) live, so that we could trackback to those perverts who sleep with him in caves.
We are knocking them off one or two at a time, from our taxpayer’s unmanned but well armed drones. Do you think the terrorists are looking up to the skies occasionally?
And what about the Chief Frog of France on the same day, announcing that he would command his military to nuke any nation that sponsores a huge terrorist attack on France. Seems like the world may be trying to catch up with us.

But put on your thinking hats, and you’ll realize.

They want us to protect them, since they can't protect themselves, so they are rattling the saber and hoping America hears them. .It would be hard not to help the Europeans beat back the hordes of islam. but I would hope our nations leadership would demand retractions of all of the official hatred spewed out at America, when all we have been doing is protecting ourselves. We can forget a lot of the claptrap that the Europeans have thrown our way, if they really are repentant, not just scared and peeing their boxers. The USofA has the only battle hardened warriors upon the face of this planet, and we are not about to lose this war, unless we the voters let the Democrats take over the War Against Islamist Terrorists……. and the truth is sinking into the thick skulls of the European Nations. They know they are a target, and a much easier target for the islamafacists to strike than America.
Thank God George Bush was in the Oval Office in 2001, and not Al Gore. Have you heard how insane Gore is lately?

"A Real Nasty Habit" by Jay D. Dyson

One of my favorite websites is Sacred Cow Burgers, I like to post humorous bits, I wish that everyone in the world had something to smile about. Until that time, I'll keep working on that goal, and I know Jay D. Dyson will.

Visit Sacred Cow Burgers now for a goooooood laugh.

My Political Contribution in 2008

To anyone wanting my vote in 2006 or 2008:

Protect my countries borders and my livlihood, and I'll think about voting for you.
Why should it be necessary even to bring this subject up?
??Where do you get all these goofy jpg's??

Kennedy Puts Women In Their Place, Crying or Crying Out For Help.

Congratulations, Senator Kennedy.
You sure know how to make the women cry.
Or cry out for help while you swim away.

Pat Robertson: Child Abductions
Are God's Wrath Against Bad Kids

On the heels of his claim that ailing Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is suffering the wrath of God for dividing the Holy Land, TV evangelist Pat Robertson today issued an ominous warning to the disobedient children of the world.

In a special homily delivered on Sunday at a Children's mass, Robertson said:

"Wicked youngsters who believe that God is too busy clotting the blood of fleshy Jewish leaders or planning the annihilation of imprudent Pennsylvania towns, simply do not understand the reach of God's wrath. For the scripture says: 'I will send an army of raincoat-clad, fetid men in slow-moving dark cars, armed with the forbidden fruit of jolly ranchers and peppermint schnapps, to cleanse the young population of its evilness.'"

The homily sent ripples through the congregation, as parents tried to reassure frightened children, and remove those who had loosed their bowels in fright.

Robertson continued:

"You can avoid the wrath of God if you listen to your parents. They know what is best for you, and can show you what is required to earn God's love. Choose to disobey, and you will wind up on a milk carton, you deviant little buggers."

In related news, insiders say that Satan is "feeling marginalized" by Robertson's continued insistence that God is behind most worldly catastrophes.

"He's having a bit of an identity crisis," explained one of his minions, who insisted on remaining anonymous despite the fact that the Head Imp is all-knowing. "If Robertson keeps giving God credit for all the evil stuff, where does that leave us? Satan hasn't felt this irrelevant since Christ held out for 40 days in the dessert. It's just not happy times for the dark side."

Webloafer's Note, This is a double track back, I found this article at the crazy blog site, The nose on your Face

You will enjoy both of these trackbacks.

Editor's Note: This post was written by TNOYF's Senior Correspondent Robert Potfry. Be sure to visit Robert's own site for more of his outstanding work.

Sometimes I venture across something so funny, I want everyone to have a laugh. If you have never visited The Nose on Your Face, I highly recommend it. That is, if you are not a mad at the world lib. who hasn't smiled in 5 years. All the rest of you (the majority) will get a kick out of this article I share from that blog. Remember to visit for more guffaws, chuckles and corkels.

Once again The Nose on Your Face

The Countdown

I am sure the MSM (mean spirited media), is waiting for the
BIG NUMBER to arrive.

Just like the celebration they had for the 2,000th death of our nations brave warriors, I imagine they are waiting with baited breath to announce to the world the great milestone reached by their friends, the terrorists.

Approaching fast, and deadly is the 4,000th Muslim Attack on civilization since September 11th 2001.

LOOK OVER TO THE RIGHT TO THE SIDEBAR, SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU COME TO THE YELLOW BOX WITH A NUMBER IN IT. IT MAY ALREADY BE MORE THAN 4,000. THIS IS THE NUMBER OF ATTACKS UPON THE CITIZENS OF THE WORLD, BY THE PEACEFUL RELIGION OF ISLAM.

Of course with each of the almost 4,000 attacks there were many more than one human killed, and many times more wounded. So if we all get our calculators out, it would only take an hour or so to tally up the death toll. I would estimate it to be about 38,000 humans killed, and 134,000 wounded.

Special thanks should also go to the enablers of terrorism, the New York Times, Newsweek, DNC, George Soros, Hillary and Company.

What a celebration they will have at MoveOn.org.

Were these articles in your newspaper?

Gang terrorizes train in France
By Marc BurleighAGENCE FRANCE-PRESSEJanuary 5, 2006

PARIS -- A gang of more than 20 youths -- thought to be North African immigrants -- terrorized hundreds of train passengers in a rampage of violence, robbery and sexual assault on New Year's Day, French officials said yesterday. The five-hour-long criminal frenzy was "totally unacceptable," French President Jacques Chirac told reporters. "Those guilty will be found and punished, as they deserve." The gang of between 20 and 30 youths boarded the train, heading from Nice on the French Riviera to Lyon, in eastern France, early on Jan. 1, as it carried 600 passengers home from New Year's Eve partying overnight.
Once inside, they went wild, forcing passengers to hand over mobile phones and wallets, and slashing seats and breaking windows.
A 20-year-old woman cornered by several of the marauders was sexually molested. "It was a real scene of pillage on the train," said the regional state prosecutor, Dominique Luigi, adding that the passengers were in a state of "panic." Train staff alerted police, and the train pulled into a station to wait. The three officers who initially turned up later were joined by reinforcements. A waitress in a bar near the station said two young women from the train had come inside in tears.
"They told me there had been groping. They talked about sexual assaults. They were really traumatized," she said.
The train resumed its journey with the heavy police presence on board but, just before Marseille, the youths pulled the emergency stop and many escaped. Only three -- two 19-year-old Moroccans and a minor, all living in France -- were arrested. Both men were being held for robbery and one also was facing charges of sexual assault. The minor was to be judged separately. Three others -- a man and two boys -- were arrested briefly in Marseille but were released despite reports they were carrying a knife, a screwdriver and a small amount of hashish.Police in Nice, meanwhile, said they had escorted the group of drunken youths and put them on the train Sunday to ensure they did not cause trouble in the city.
Police said they thought the gang was part of a bigger group of 100 youths from the Marseille area who had gone to Nice and nearby seaside resorts for New Year's Eve, taking advantage of a special $1 New Year's Day train fare. News of the violence shocked France, which still was reeling from three weeks of rioting that flared in impoverished suburbs across the country in late October and early November last year.
The opposition Socialist Party said it viewed the incident with "astonishment." It said "such acts show a worrying lack of security" and questioned why it took so long for police to rescue the passengers and why so few arrests were made. Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, who has championed hard-line security policies in France, partly blamed the state rail company SNCF for not communicating better with the police. "The problem is that law-enforcement services didn't know that there was a promotional fare going," he said.

Read Article Here

Taliban beheads educator of girls
By Noor KhanASSOCIATED PRESSJanuary 5, 2006

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan -- Taliban militants beheaded a teacher in a central Afghan town while his wife and eight children watched, officials said yesterday, describing the latest in a string of attacks targeting educators at schools where girls study. Four men stabbed Malim Abdul Habib eight times late Tuesday before decapitating him in the courtyard of his home in Qalat, said Ali Khail, a spokesman for the provincial government of Zabul, where the attack occurred
. The assailants made Mr. Habib's wife, four sons and four daughters watch, Mr. Khail said. The children were between ages 2 and 22. No other family members were hurt. The insurgents killed Mr. Habib, 45, after he refused to go with them to meet their commander, said the victim's cousin Esanullah, who goes by only one name. The attackers fled and Mr. Habib's wife called the police, Mr. Khail said. Police are questioning three persons who were guests in the victim's home at the time. Mr. Habib was the headmaster of Sheik Mathi Baba High School, which is attended by 1,300 boys and girls.
Zabul, a remote and mountainous province populated mainly by Pashtuns and bordering Pakistan, is a hotbed of Taliban militancy. The Taliban regime, ousted by U.S.-led forces in 2001, had prohibited girls from attending school as part of a widely criticized drive to establish what it considered a "pure" Islamic state.
Zabul's education director, Nabi Khushal, blamed Taliban rebels for the killing.
"Only the Taliban are against girls being educated," he said. "The Taliban often attack our teachers and beat them. But this is the first time one has been killed in this province." Hundreds of thousands of girls have returned to school since the Taliban's ouster. A UNICEF spokesman said the attacks were "incredibly worrying." "Militants are clearly trying to intimidate communities and force families not to send their girls to school," Edward Carwardine said. "We hope these incidents will not deter families. ... Fortunately, so far we have not seen a decline in girls attending." Mr. Habib's funeral yesterday was attended by hundreds of students and teachers. In the past year, Taliban insurgents occasionally have put up posters around Qalat demanding that girls schools be closed and threatening to kill teachers, Mr. Khushal said. He said 100 of the province's 170 registered schools have been closed in the past two to three years because of poor security. Of the 35,000 students attending schools in Zabul, 2,700 were girls, he said.

Read Article Here

Mass Graves

Have you heard anything about the mass graves that the S.Hussein regime in Iraq left for the world to find. He must have thought America and friends would never invade Iraq. Bush the elder may have left him an impression, and Clinton was no threat to him.

If you can stomach the truth, here is a sad but real story told in pictures.

Mass Graves of Iraq